fatbodypolitics:

so-treu:

tashabilities:

floki-the-littlest-viking:

futuremememachine:

Reconstructed Russet Potato Starch submerged and fried in a Premium Vegetable Oil bBend, served with a drizzle of Honey and Mustard-Seed Coulis

– $20.00

I am a chef and this shit had me fall off my bed laughing.

I CANNOT do cuisine

I’M OUT.

The best post on tumblr.