Just got home form Mom’s family barbeque
I am tired, covered in mosquito bites, and amazed I didn’t strangle any of my cousins.
Speak to me at your own risk
Ohh, danger.
*heroic pose*
“Danger is my middle name!”
*spider comes down in front of face*
EEEEEEEEEE! Get rid of it! Get rid of it!
*runs away screaming*