Author: Rei_zero

lolomuffins:

slowbromancer:

punkrockdragonrainbowhipster:

angelsbitch:

I see no downside here. On fridays, we wear dicks.

ok but like would you imagine, every friday you could go out dancing/clubing/ tobars get a shit ton of free drink because you’re just SO attractive
And then when you go home if some dudebro wants to give you shit or try to sleep with you at midnight you turn back into a dude and laugh at his sorry ass and punch him in the face

But what if the dude is bi and stays with u anyway cos he likes you

Fuck yeah

Breakfast special today: Bacon and egg pie.
In spite of how it may look, it’s actually really tasty. And a great way to get rid of excess bacon and eggs.

It contains onion, cheddar cheese, bacon, egg and puff pastry.